Do you realise how many events and choices that had to occur since the birth of the universe, leading to the making of you just exactly the way you are?
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Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people?
You are un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un unbelievable!
When you least expect it, nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.
You don't want me following you into fire? Then don't run into fire!
Actors are some of the most evil, devious people on the planet.
Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.
If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
In times of crisis, parents are known to have super-human strength.
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does.
Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.