In Seth Rogen's hilarious R21 animation Sausage Party, various food items such as sausages, buns, and donuts are able to talk and even flirt with one another.

What if our Singapore cuisines are able to do the same? Here is what they might say.



1. She is dry and kosong (empty) without you.




2. This is a mouthful. It might get messy.




3. You can’t get enough of this meat stick.





4. Be careful. It might drip everywhere.




5. How can you resist this seduction?

 

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