Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Truth is always more interesting.
Just because there is not a war doesn’t mean there is peace.
Within the heart of every person who departs, there’s a person they love so much yet above their reach.
But if you don’t try, you’ll never know if that person is the right one.
Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people?
We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new.
So Grandma wanted my parent's money but she didn't want me?
With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye.
Your children don’t need you to be perfect. They just need you to believe in them.
If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.
I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?