I hope you can forgive me for keeping you. And for letting you go.
Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
I don't know what's happening to me. When I lose control, things happen, bad things to people I love.
A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, sixteen walls.
It was so much fun ‘cause I tell you a story and then you completely forget about it and then I get to tell it to you over and over again.
Chinese people have saying, when people get cancer they die. It's not cancer that kills them, it's the fear.
This stage is about to explode with major piggy power!
It was so much fun ‘cause I tell you a story and then you completely forget about it and then I get to tell it to you over and over again.
We're bad guys, it's what we do.
What happened today is all a lie. A guy like me with a girl like you. It's impossible.
Bunch of men that have forgotten what family means.
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting.