I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
One step. One punch. One round at a time!
I didn't know it then, but that was the last normal day of my life.
I know breaking up sucks. But you know what’s even worse? Wasting a night in New York City.
I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
What would Vin Diesel do?
HOW MANY MORE GALILEOS DO YOU WANT?
If we're kind and polite, the world will be right.
Truth is always more interesting.
A broken clock is right two times a day, mon ami. But this is not one of those times.
Uh, Murray, one small thing. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
I know you play like you're the meanest in the heart but actually you're the most scared of all.
So Grandma wanted my parent's money but she didn't want me?