Happiness is inside of all of us. Sometimes you just need someone to help you find it.
A man becomes a critic when he cannot be an artist, the same way that a man becomes an informer when he can't become a soldier.
So Grandma wanted my parent's money but she didn't want me?
You have got to be more confident about what you have to offer.
Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
Okay, when were you guys going to tell me this? How could you let me find out like this?
I've never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein.
Aw, don't worry, honey. Most guys think what you was thinking, first time they see me.
I didn't know it then, but that was the last normal day of my life.
I thought we were in trouble there for a second, but it's fine. We're fine.
Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical queen.