I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it's a comedy.
Uh, Murray, one small thing. When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
Will you have enough clichés to get you through the visit?
Do you realise how many events and choices that had to occur since the birth of the universe, leading to the making of you just exactly the way you are?
Make ten men feel like a hundred.
Actors are some of the most evil, devious people on the planet.
I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.
When all seems lost, a few brave souls can save everything we've ever known.
I do not shoot with my hand, I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun, I kill with my heart.
Dormammu, I've come to bargain!